Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

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For free?

When some girl (or boy) shows their feet unintentionally.

Girl: accidentally shows her feet on the camera
Comments: Damn, for free?

by Mommylover351 May 23, 2023

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A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.

As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).

by QuacksO July 29, 2017

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free day Friday

No school work for the day

Is it free day Friday?

by Ethics1242 April 14, 2023

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Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

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Lying for the free

An unsolicited lie. Lying for no particular reason.

Nobody:

Bob: This weekend I got into a bar brawl with the Hell’s Angels that turned into shoot out at a mall. I got patched up afterwards. I’m a 1%er now!

Everybody: Bob, you don’t even have a motorcycle, stop lying for the free.

by SamAxe42 March 13, 2024

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