by Sturgeons Rest April 18, 2015
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After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.
He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."
by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009
Get the Bean-Farts mug.When you have a sticky fart while you have swamp ass, and then the swamp ass mixes with the sticky fart into a sludgy paste.
I had a sticky fart earlier, but I thought I was fine. Little did I know that I also had swamp ass, and they mixed. Now I have to throw away my underwear because of a simple milky fart.
by Cynical Jester October 5, 2018
Get the Milky Fart mug.An explosive emission of wind from the Anus ( by male or female mammals) when entering the swimming pool or area of water, which is deep enough to cover the arse area.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Sometimes concealed by pretending it is air accumulated in swimming trunks or costumes, until the smell is wafted in the direction of nearby friends or innocent by standers, then the pool fart is exposed.
Can also be used in a hot tub or jacuzzi.
Linda entered the pool after a lovely take away curry the previous night, and proceeded to engage in an energetic breast stroke, on the first stroke various bubbles broke the surface, which were clearly inhaled by other pool users.
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
Jimmy commented to his wife - 'That lady just did a pool fart, it stinks"
by Peteskye October 15, 2014
Get the Pool Fart mug.<Paris hilton>owwww!!!
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista
<David hasselhoff>what?
<hilton> I just did a cracker fart!
<hasselhoff>ouch I feel for you sista
by master pog mo fo emma April 25, 2006
Get the cracker fart mug.Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.
Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!
Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.
by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009
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