Ethan

The most handsome, amazing, adorable,kindest, overall the best, boyfriend ever.

Wow she's so lucky she has Ethan. That guy is such an Ethan

by Teeheezee July 12, 2021

Ethan Major

a kind, caring, sweet and lovable guy that will always be there for you when you need him most. Though he can argue over small things, claiming hes right when hes wrong, and be annoying at times, he has a big heart and an amazing personality.

i love ethan major more than life itself - Cassy

by cassx2 January 13, 2025

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Ethan xux

Sexy among us beast

Ethan xux is a sexy beast really sexy

by Ethan xux June 20, 2024

Ethan

The hottest guy ever, good ass jawline, super fruity and extremely hot so if this is your name come right to bed

person 1: "Dam Ethan is so fucking hot"
person 2:"i know"

by Skeleq July 13, 2022

Ethan Core

A state of mind characterized by an immense feeling of horniness coupled with prejudism. This prejudism is most often a form of racism, sexism, or homophobia, but it can present itself in many other ways, such as xenophobia, transphobia, and antisemitism.

"Girl, I am soooo Ethan Core. I just cussed out this gay chick after busting a nut into a Hot Pocket."

by Crungo Moe May 8, 2024

Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019