Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!
He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .
He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.
If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.
Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .
Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"
Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "
Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
Some fuckin dude, probably pretty chill. Give him some weed and invite him to skate, you'll probably have a decent time.
by Mosqueezin November 23, 2021
by Yobigfqttoesa May 30, 2023
The best person in the world if you meet a Dylan keep him you won’t regret honestly I love Dylan to bits you will fall in love with him it’s not hard he’s a gentleman
by Tatty2k19 January 13, 2022
The best couple ever and should live happily ever after. Although Dylan is a lil dumb Jaicie's smarts make up for it. They r the cutest couple and r the definition of couple goals. Dylan's a lil out of her league but Jaicie is cool too.
by LittyTHICC February 02, 2018
The creator of the vilest things known to come and exist in the Milky Way Galaxy is known for indulging in Chocolate Milk.
by Trumps Favorite Woman January 14, 2023
Bob: Dude, I went to Ikea and bought this awesome Dylan Raimen.
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!
Gary: Did Suzy like it?
Bob: Yeah, but it kept making fat jokes about Suzy's friend Pam Moidel.
Gary: I WANT ONE!!!
by SamLGer December 03, 2010