An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.
A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:
"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:
"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
by NAFOMan December 22, 2023
Get the David Sacksmug. by Negative-#9801 September 19, 2022
Get the Davidmug. A surprisingly smexy individual (fucking fabulous forearms). People say he's gay, but it really is a thorny theological problem and some would say its just a phase. An incredibly smart cookie who is lowkey fuckable (2 shots max). Hes a great climber, but i would rather he climb me instead.
Yours mathematically,
V
Yours mathematically,
V
ughhh David L, stop with the maths already.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.
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Get the David Lmug. A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.
"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
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by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014
Get the David Bishelmug. by Thats Illegal December 16, 2021
Get the David Skorupamug. An amazing musician who is multi-talented. He can play the violin, drums, guitar, ukulele, and mandolin. He can take a popular song and rework it into a violin piece. He has collaborated with artists such as Taylor Mathews, Kimberly Morrel, and Cassadee Pope (to name just a few) and he toured with R5 during their LOUD tour.
I hope to one day be just as creative as David Fertello.
He reworked that piece of music like David Fertello would.
Oh my gosh, just pull a David Fertello, and finish it already!
He reworked that piece of music like David Fertello would.
Oh my gosh, just pull a David Fertello, and finish it already!
by Dedicated Music Fan October 19, 2013
Get the david fertellomug. 