Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found

Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....

by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024

the dad smoke

when you hold it with the peace sign… like someone’s dad does

“jeremiah does the dad smoke !”

by dad smoke October 13, 2022

mary's dad

the reason why no one can have nice things

"yo mary's dad ruined it all. again!"

by annoyedfrn77 October 10, 2021

maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

dad sit

when one is feeliong overwhelmed (usually in a happy manner) and doesnt know how to express their emotions

person: “did u hear shawn mendes’ new album? deadass dad sit.”

by spongebob4646 June 12, 2018

deadbeat dad

when he went to the store to buy milk 15 years ago

my deadbeat dad went to the store 15 years ago and hasn't got back yet.

by big wock November 1, 2018

Dad

A man that once had a son. A dishonorable man that may or may not be gone faster than you can say “we’re out of milk”

My Dad went to get the milk, I guess the line must be very long.
Step-Daddy stop, please.

by Pappy tism February 10, 2025