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Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.
by bossofpiza November 22, 2016
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boge o'clock

When its time to go have a smoke
Hey hoge its motha fuckin boge o'clock
Fuck ye jim
by Yung boge master January 2, 2017
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Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning
Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item
by Master of the Black Stache January 8, 2017
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64 o'clock

9PM EST on Tuesday.
Did you hear? Maddie is calling Jordan at 64 O'clock, they're so cute!
by iliterallydontunderstandthis February 14, 2017
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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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German Jizz Clock

The Art of getting a group of men, let them stand like a bukake. Have one volunteer walk around the group. And the group has to try and jizz on the person (or animal, whatever floats your boat) walking counter clock wise around the group.
Wow have you heard about the new Olympic game? No? What is it. It's called the German jizz clock.
by The Remaining One April 5, 2017
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Set your clock back

I'm getting ready to set your clock back bro
by T1430 July 21, 2017
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