Frog Cum

the best fucking song ever

Frog Cum was made by Soup and McNasty

by bigppmaster42069 October 19, 2021

Cum Storm

A ‘cum blizzard’ caused when a male ejaculates onto a spinning fan

Joe: And for my finishing move i did a cum storm
Jack: damn bro, what the fuck man

by Multiple penis man July 26, 2021

Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021

Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021

Cum Carnival

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.

Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.

by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021

Cum Money

money earned through sexual acts or pornography

Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money

by cold dude June 11, 2021

Cum rum

A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.

“Double cupping mad cum rum right now”

by DR Shotta May 12, 2021