Friend-shading

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

Best friend

A best friend is someone that has been here for you since day one. A best friend never leaves your side and is always there through tough times. A best friend never leaves you for a boy. (Or for your ex man behind your back) your bestfriend knows everything about you from your favorite color to your deepest darkest secret. A best friend knows how to make you happy. She/he can always cheer you up when you need it. A best friend knows what you have gone through and can relate. A best friend never leaves you for other girls. But you both know that they are allowed to be friends with other people but always goes to you when they need to talk.

“Wow they are best friends”
“Yea you can tell, they have been friends forever”

by Ariel❤️ June 22, 2018

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.

"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)

by la dude July 21, 2018

best friend

someone who is loyal to you &’ will always be there for you. they treat you perfect &’ laugh with you. when ur not on good terms they’ll still treat you with respect. they don’t go behind your back &’ switch up. they’ll check in on you all the time &’ do whatever they can to make you happy. just like isabella mccarthy <3

“who’s your best friend?”
“it’s isabella mccarthy duh!”

by hannie11 August 2, 2018

Best friend

That one person that you can have a whole conversation with without even opening your mouth

Yeah I know she’s upset, she’s my best friend

by Ksicroapio February 2, 2019

Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Industrial friend

Someone you met at work and have to regard as a friend - but it stops there. You have to like them, you can’t avoid it. However outside of work they are complete fucking tools who you wouldn’t piss on if they were in fire. Cretins at the best of times, industrial friends are bellends you want to punch in the eye to remind them that actually, you do not like them under any circumstances.

Oh yeah Brett, he’s an industrial friend. He’s a fucking cock wombles but he’s my manager and pay the wages but I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire. Actually I would piss on him just for a laugh!

by Malcom shiddyarse October 6, 2018