apple

a word to tell your friends to stop being fucking delusional.

"maybe my ex still loves me"
"apple."

by french exit March 9, 2023

madame's-apple

When a female has large laryngeal prominence also known as an Adam's apple in a dude.

I bet that Alice has hair-eolas to match her madame's-apple.

by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010

Apple International School

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Apple international school is a school full of people

Wow look it’s Apple international school WOW!

by Emekeke September 8, 2022

Newtons Apple

A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.

A: so how wild was the sex?
B: you have no idea, he let me give him a Newtons Apple!
A:*mind blown*

by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024

apple bomb

When someone curses an Apple product for poor functionality when it is really their problem for not adapting to a non-Windows format.

Shawn: Why is Preview so hard to work. Stupid Apple!
Don: Dude, can you go five minutes without dropping an Apple Bomb? That is the fourth time today.

by adrajanaM April 23, 2013

shoulder apples

When a guy has a defined dip inbetween his upper bicep (round part) and the rest of his arm. The round part near the shoulder is the shoulder apple

Oh wow he has shoulder apples, I just want to bite them!

by anonymous October 27, 2023

fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity

Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired

by cupcaitt December 17, 2019