An American has so many flaws it would be easier to
name whats
good about them, an American can
stop a bullet with their body fat, this is why guns are so common there
Tim: did you hear that
filthy American Kyle took a
bullet and walked away unscratched?
Adam: looks like severe obesity is good for
something after all!
Tim: no hes still got to pay the medical bills for that heart attack from last week