your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.
Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!
by Dunn96 November 28, 2021
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potato white girl

a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad
Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."

Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"
by catunding February 24, 2025
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Clete Potato Pancakes

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.
Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022
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potato basket

A basket full of rotten potatoes and fat &@$!*%# cats keep licking it!!!
by Poopalotinatheatreandlicking December 20, 2013
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muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location
Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.
by Potato scooper October 31, 2013
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pike potato

A potato you set aside on your bed stand to refuel after having intensive intercourse with a female.
After banging Stephanie last night, I inhaled my pike potato in preparation for round two.
by The Scranton Strangler September 10, 2017
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Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.
Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.
by Foznovski June 11, 2022
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