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effin egg

delicious and seggsy tasting breakfast egg sammies, served all Effin day,
Have you been ti Effin egg and tasted the bacon egg snd cheese breakfast sammie?
by Feedmeeggsandbacon November 23, 2021
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Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
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plain eggs

boiled eggs (kept in their own formation)
man i could really enjoy some plain eggs right now
by anonymous June 24, 2024
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square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay
by ILikeFerrets April 3, 2018
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dropping more eggs then the easter bunny

when a woman is on her period
"did you hit that piece the other night?" no, she was dropping more eggs then the easter bunny!
by 2themoon May 22, 2018
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Egg Roll

To beat someone's ass.
I'm gonna go egg roll on his ass.
by Reign Supreme January 12, 2023
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egg-laying

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.
by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011
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