hands up don't shit

When you're friend is trying to say "hands up, don't shoot," but instead says "shit"

Person 1: that touched me, but not in a gay way
Person 2: don't start pointing at charts and dolls and shit, HANDS UP DON'T SHIT

by LiteralCancer2.0 March 21, 2018

i don't know juice

A non existant beverage, or at least not available to parents.

"Daddy can you get me a drink"

"Sure what do you want"
"I don't know"
" I will see if we have any i don't know juice"

by jimbo the greatest 351 August 05, 2018

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022

You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

see ya don't care much

(Noun ) : meaning , Hoping you're leaving for good. Really done with you.

My family is all set with the people that are not in 100 percent... so see ya don't care much.

by Amiyj February 11, 2024

Good Girls Don't

She's your adolescent dream,
Schoolboy stuff, a sticky sweet romance.
And she makes you want to scream,
Wishing you could get inside her pants.
So, you fantasize away.
And while you're squeezing her, you thought you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
So, you call her on the phone
To talk about the teachers that you hate.
And she says she's all alone,
And her parents won't be coming home til late.
There's a ringing in your brain,
Cause you could've sworn you though you heard her saying...
"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
You're alone with her at last,
And you're waiting til you think the time is right.
Cause you've heard she's pretty fast.
And you're hoping that she'll give you some tonight.
So, you start to make your play,
Cause you could've sworn you thought you heard her saying...

"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."
And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do...

by WorseThanHitler April 17, 2025

I don't chase em, I replace em

When looking for roommates, if one says no, just go on to the next one

Person 1: closed on the roommate?
Person 2: he has a lease through the end of august
Person 1: On to the next one
Person 2: I don't chase em, I replace em

by BiggieBiggieBiggie October 31, 2017