I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)

Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked

by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017

Can I Copy?

Used when a student forgets to do his or her work when it is due.

Student 1: "Bro, Can I Copy?"
Student 2: "Yeah, go ahead."

by FallenXP December 4, 2017

i could kill for a

i would kill somebody or something for this item because i’m so desperate

i could kill for a milkshake right not

by mmmmmmmmggggggggg February 12, 2018

I believe in Sherlock

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

i love cum

it's true

"i love cum"
"i know"

by cumlover1 September 2, 2021

I kill myself

An expression/idiom for when one is overly amused with ones own humor.

Zeus: "Hades, you should take it easy or you'll work yourself to death. Hahaha, get it? To death! Haha, I kill myself."

Comedian: "Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. Haha, I kill myself sometimes."

by chausies July 10, 2021

I am speeed

jon arbuckle is speeed

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 4, 2021