pro-fucking-essional

A mesoclitic use of "fucking" for emphasis or sarcasm from "professional".

You should hire me, I'm a pro-fucking-essional.

by jesusmotherassfuckingchrfist November 12, 2020

swear to fuck

there’s no real meaning to swear to fuck. it’s a mindset. imagine the worse case scenario and your response is this “swear to fuck”

swear to fuck if she doesn’t take off those fugly boots i’m gonna slice her achilles.

swear to fuck.

by pdam September 26, 2022

Fuck you smoke

After someone completely pisses you off it is the act of lighting up your cigarette or cigar before or during you going completely off on someone or ignoring orshunning them completely. Often times resulting in blowing smoke in the face of someone intentionally or unintentionally due to not giving a fuck.

You know when she lights up her fuck you smoke the fight is about to be on.

by Grillspeed January 17, 2021

i'll fuck you . up.

when someone says "i'll fuck you.up" they mean that they'll beat the shit out of you but they also wanna fuck you.

girl: shut the fuck up man

boy:bro ill fuck you. i mean..
i'll fuck you . up.

by hornknee February 13, 2024

I'm not fucking with you

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

I'm not fucking with you, get on the train

by Justsomeonewhoisalwaysinahurry August 30, 2022

Dependable fuck

That type of girl who you can always count on. The girl you can always have a great time with - no drama or anxiety, just fun happy vibes. Just pure love.

Jane is one of a kind, a dependable fuck, who makes life just that better.

by Gaugamela October 25, 2017

jimety cricked fucked

The act of being mentally analy raped because you fucked up so bad that you couldn't come up with those 36 dollars

We're jimety cricked fucked if we don't come up with those 36 dollars

by TheBlackWhiteGuy November 09, 2014