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Fuck Spammed

Receiving a large volume of unsolicited messages, from which one cannot unsubscribe without losing the few valuable messages. Simliar to a faustian bargain, but instead of your soul your inbox will get fucked.
I subscribed to my child's school news feed to get important announcements, but now I'm getting fuck spammed by all the messages about PTO meetings, mothersday stalls, tuck shop menus, dance recitals, assembly times and on and on...
by Migalius June 20, 2024
mugGet the Fuck Spammedmug.

fuck around food

Fancy food that costs too much and barely fills you up. "FAF" for short.
1. The presentation at Fo La Fa was amazing, but it's fuck around food. We had to grab a burger afterward.

2. Man I don't want to eat there, it's fuck around food.
by FUCKAROUNDFOOD September 28, 2020
mugGet the fuck around foodmug.

Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.
Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.
by All the way to the top November 29, 2021
mugGet the Horse fuckmug.

Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024
mugGet the Fuck you gordonmug.

fuckity fuck fuck fucker

people who are so stupid that no one profanity can describe them.
by eric_cartman96 December 23, 2022
mugGet the fuckity fuck fuck fuckermug.

oopsie fuck

1. When you accidentally fuck someone who you shouldn't have, and it has the possibility of fucking everything up.
Damn, that guy was such an oopsie fuck.
by keg1234 November 21, 2021
mugGet the oopsie fuckmug.

kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum.
Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.
by ellkay April 19, 2020
mugGet the kentucky fuckedmug.

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