Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

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Curly-Headed Fuck

One who is Curly Haired, and Lacks intelligence

Kyle, your a Curly-Headed Fuck!

by Lhs42018 May 22, 2017

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An interjection used to describe a highly watery passage of loose stool, combined with an interjection used to describe annoyance, contempt, and impatience. Used to add a humorous twist to a negative exclamation.

John: FUCK! I accidentally flash-banged myself!
Adam: Fuck-shitterhea!
John: I hope you kill yourself.

by Shin Remover November 20, 2025

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Fuck your feelings

this is my sisters saying she is going away to collage,so i created this for her out of fun and do not mean this literally or with any harm whatsoever,and instead to show her this as a gift type thing out of love and fun;so have fun with this saying

EXAMPLE:

Guy: How could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!

Girl: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. So Fuck Your Feelings about me doing it

aunt: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your tiktok page. there's kids on this site you know!

nice :honestly Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off tiktok because they are most likely to young for the app anyway.

by love.synny August 18, 2022

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