fuck your muck

Have sex with a female and ejaculate

You would fuck your muck in that wouldn't ya?

by Lesliegrantham July 21, 2018

The Suited Fuck

When your in the middle of anal sex, but also late for a meeting. So you run down the street with your woman still attached to your dick.

"Damn, I was late this morning, so I almost had to do the suited fuck!"

by J.T November 26, 2018

rock like fuck

parting gesture. alternative for good bye.

father: are you going out to get wasted as fuck aye?
son: aye, take it easy
father: catch ya later
son: rock
father: rock like fuck son

by special_ninja January 21, 2012

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

fat fuck

you

go to the jim ya fat fuck

by soz cannot say name February 24, 2021

Actual Fucking Agony

When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty

A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...

by cummy2 September 29, 2020

fucking shitclue

The point of a process where all frustrations come to a boiling point and yelling ensues combining all kinds of curse words together because you have no fucking clue what you’re doing.

OR your observation of a complete fucking shitshow of a mess that someone has left and they obviously have no idea what they’re doing and/or have run out of fucks to give.

There is no reason it should have taken that long. They obviously did not have a fucking shitclue of what they were doing.

by CalmURSelf December 22, 2023