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Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
by Nwyk October 7, 2023
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Waffles

A set of nice ass titties behind a bikini top that barely covers them.
Yo checkout them waffles by the pool bar!!
by Ohhhohhh November 24, 2020
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Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere
Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty
by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016
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Waffle ironing

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.
That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.
by Desean Strick December 19, 2023
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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
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Twat-Waffle

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.
by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018
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Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
by Marine007 December 1, 2022
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