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Something thats long and hard

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by Inni84 July 22, 2023
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Long Jump

A phrase used to bring attention to a woman's derriere without her knowing. This was made popular in 2020 by the YouTube Algorithm (Videos in a user's Recommended) and "Men of Culture." The "Men of Culture" phrase was frequently used by those brought together to view Women's Indoor Long Jump, by the YouTube Algorithm.

The most popular video recommended by YouTube to "Men of Culture" at the time was, "Ivana Španović - Long Jump - European Indoor Championships - 03/03/2019"
Ex. 1: Yo. You seen shorty with the Long Jump?
Ex. 2: I say, chaps. That woman has a spectacular Long Jump!
Ex 3: Damn... Look at that Long Jump.
by LongJumpFan September 20, 2020
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Sir Long Crack

A butt crack of a male or female that is extra long. Almost appearing to start at the lower back. When one observes Sir Long Crack one must sing the Sir Long Crack Tune,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the most wonderful crack around,

Sir Long Crack, Sir Long Crack, the longest crack in town.
Sir Long Crack is protruding from the top of your trousers.
by Big Juice Boy November 23, 2021
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Orton Long

3’8”
by newbynewby November 2, 2023
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Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.
Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?
by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022
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fuck-a-long

A slang word used bogans in South West of western Australia used instead of " fuck off "
Jeff: this party would be better if Terry-Tough cunt would fuck-a-long
by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020
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