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I reckon I can peace the story together

What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
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Yes-men and Tomato-cans

Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”
by Hym Iam November 7, 2022
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you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
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chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever
Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving
*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"
by Denverite00 February 23, 2017
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Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet
I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.
by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013
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