Taco Surprise

When you have anal sex and she starts shitting everywhere.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass, but then she gave me that taco surprise and I had to back out.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

spam taco

spam taco is a poverty stricken vajayjay, one not up to the general cleanly standards of the average female

dude check her cloths she wel has a spam taco

by Wee Spies January 13, 2009

Snot Taco

A female lays with her legs spread open. Male lover comes down on her and tickles his nose on her pubic hair. He then eventually sneezes all over and inside her vaginia. Other wise known as her taco.

Hey Sally thanks for letting me give you a snot taco last night" "No problem Billy

by Huey and Gen March 14, 2011

taco bell

secret name for going to burn a jay

tryin to go to taco bell

by bolk lewis March 17, 2008

baby taco

For super size:

6lbs Baby

4 tomaetoes

2 handfuls of cheese
Yum Yum Yum!!!

That was the biggest baby taco I have ever seen!

by muhawhahahahaha July 06, 2004

taco-head

One whose head is full of meat and cheese

"What a taco-head: He locked his keys in the running car!"

by Harrzack March 31, 2016

Majestic Taco

A troll, or hobbit that does not leave his cave unless he is need to venture for food or excreting body wastes.

Usually a small fat troll with glasses and a friend named Santa that is actually a 35 year old hairy man from Norway.

Supports the microsoft corporation greatly, might also possibly be the biggest supplier of online time to X-Box live.

Has no balance and cannot run without having extreme exhaustion

Dude, Seth wheres your bro?

Uhh, the troll is up-stiars raiding a village, or killing sum nubs.

Ask him if he wants to go on a bike ride....

HEY MAJESTIC TACO WANNA GO ON A BIKE RIDE????

i cant im too busy with santa.....oh santa baby i love you

by Silentpenguin October 20, 2009