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Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
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straight gangsta-mack

Being at peak quality or climax of excellence and greatness.
I'm straight gangsta-mack at this shidazzle!

That feller and his chums are straight gangsta-mack!

That's not very straight gangsta-mack of you.
by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022
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pulled a straight boy

(V)

When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man

Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned

e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight
1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?

- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came

2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me

-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case

-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way

-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now
by Attenchinho March 3, 2021
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Kamina_Crayman straightness scale

This is the 1-10 scale of straightness created by u/Kamina_Crayman on an r/askmen post on reddit on June 9, 2021.

This is the scale:

10 - I like women, that's it

9 - I like women but men can be attractive

8 - I like women but there are a few men who make me go DAAAYMN he fine but that's it

7 - I like women but I might want to explore the other side

6 - I like women but I have experimented with guys in the past

5 - I like women and men

4 - I like men and women but lean closer to being attracted to men

3 - I like men but have fooled around with women in the past

2 - I like men but live with my wife and 3 children in denial

1 - I'm Elton John.
I'm normally an 8 on the Kamina_Crayman straightness scale but that guy could easily move me up to a 6.
by TensaiOre June 10, 2021
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open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof
"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"
by oricadia July 23, 2023
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Super Straight

When you are attracted to someone that is the opposite gender.
Someone that isn't trans in anyway, shape, or form, and was born THAT gender.

AKA, a normal person.
Don't use Super Straight, making a new term to play pretend with trannies isn't okay.
Just say you're a normal person.
by trollface992 March 15, 2021
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straight with gay tendencies

Girl: "I'm straight with gay tendencies."
Boy: "So you're bi."
by tacolovescookie October 2, 2011
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