Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
by Intertubes9000 May 01, 2020
When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids
Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.
by legendsword2 September 05, 2016
When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 14, 2022
by GryffinTEM August 23, 2021
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 09, 2016
when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017
Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you
by JapanNeverMissed January 18, 2022