open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof

"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

by oricadia July 23, 2023

straight jacket ratchet

When them hoes is so ratchet they should be wearing nothing but a straight jacket.

Hey, have you seen Christina? That hoe is so ratchet she be straight jacket ratchet!

by David "D-Na$ty" Locher February 7, 2018

straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 21, 2018

Borderline-Straight Friendship

When two people of the opposite sex partake in a close friendship simlar to that of a close female friendship.

Person 1: Hey, are you guys dating?
Person 2: Nah, we're just in a borderline-straight friendship.

by BisharpWarrior September 23, 2018

Straight Alabama Mark

A man who likes to sit out on the porch of his double wide. Drinking (preferably) natty ice with his shot gun in hand waiting on those damn pesky alligators to strike again. He swears he'll get em' this time.

Man, why you actin' like a straight Alabama Mark.

Get yo' ass inside the house, you ain't no straight Alabama Mark.

by MamMas12 May 20, 2019

Straight-legged shit

A large, intense shit that causes one's legs to consequently straighten out and remain in a locked position until the log is fully expelled.

That was one great straight-legged shit!

by giddyup_gansta June 27, 2011

the "straight" girls in the class

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands

Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class

by i'm straight i promise March 5, 2020