Snake swallow

The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.

Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!

by FratDaddy22 December 4, 2010

Mirror snake

When a guy takes a picture in the mirror and his dick hangs so low it isn’t in the picture

“Holy shit look at his mirror snake in this”
“His mirror snake is so long

by Pea brain March 20, 2024

Doing the Snake

doing the snake means that you are trying to get with a girl who is already with another guy, this process can get very sweaty and stressful and sometimes awkward when approaching the girl but you will succeed leaving the other guy without his date at the end of the night

hey I heard you were doing the snake with liams date last night dude, nice one!

by TheDonnyPlays August 12, 2016

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."

by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Snake

A slimy obese monkey that doesnt have legs or arms and will go up your butthole if necessary

I'm going to snake up my uncle

by Gregory poppings of the pimple October 7, 2021

Himalayan sugar snake

When you’re with a Shard Barbie and you roll your pecker around in a gram of crushed meth before she gives you head.

I gave the shard Barbie a Himalayan sugar snake last night at the hotel.

by RjtK June 18, 2020