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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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Bag of smashed arseholes

A term used to describe what a fit girl looks like when waking up after a night out.
"I thought Phoebe was sexy un till I saw her after that party. She looked like a bag of smashed arseholes"
by mingsly September 29, 2014
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Appalachian tailgate smasher

The act of having vigorous sex on the open tailgate of a truck until the tailgate breaks and falls off.
We was giving each other an Appalachian tailgate smasher on the Ford and the tailgate done fell clean off after five minutes!
by Charli XXX November 15, 2015
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clash and smash

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.
Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!
by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016
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alabama chod smasher

People from Alabama smashing the chods of family usually in a sexual way
Look at all the alabama chod smashers all naked n public
by Justin Dutch420 December 20, 2016
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five second smash

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash
by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017
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Settle it in smash!

A phrase used in TV spots of sm4sh. If there are people angry, you say this phrase and they start to fighting.
A:HEY, THATS MINE!
B:NO, IT'S MINE!
You: Settle it in smash!
*A and B start fighting*
by 05v4 April 1, 2017
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