A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 19, 2018
Get the portuguese sack lunchmug. by citrufruit August 5, 2023
Get the Sackedmug. Mohr: Hey Chris, do you want to grab some smoked meat at Schwartz's?
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
Walken: Let me tell you pal, you'll never get a table in there tonight. That place is busier than stink on a bum's nut sack!
by Skeletor's Havoc Staff August 1, 2013
Get the busier than stink on a bum's nut sackmug. by mxrzv December 8, 2021
Get the sackmug. the act of slapping getting your partner to slap your balls repetitively until they enlarge to the size of a citrus then dipping your gaint balls into your partners ass hole
by citrussacklover October 23, 2025
Get the citrus sackmug. A long, pendulous scrotal sack that can wrap itself around objects and thereby move them. A kind of gonadal bolas.
Sometimes when I stand up after taking a shit, my grapple-sack snags the toilet seat and lifts it up.
by Leonardo Givenchy October 3, 2022
Get the grapple-sackmug. by zombieskull August 19, 2023
Get the sack-o-salsamug.