echidna penis

A 4-headed penis.

My girlfriend invited 3 other girls when she found out I had an echidna penis.

by JesJesJulio July 11, 2014

Penis snuggling

When your girlfriend snuggles up to you with the sole purpose of fondling your penis.

Man says"Mickey what are you doing I'm trying to go to sleep" as his girlfriend snuggles up to him and gives him a reach around. Girlfriend says "I'm penis snuggling babe trying to get lucky."

by Mickey Roonie October 26, 2011

Schrödinger's Penis

When a person is both a man and a women until you see their Penis.

-Traps are gay
-No their not because Schrödinger's Penis

by sovietvodka901 June 24, 2019

broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds

Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started

by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

token penis

The one male in a group of females. Usually the male has to do tasks the females don't wish to or are unable to do.

Tom was the token penis at our card game and had to get on the ladder to change the lightbulb.

by arktikwife April 24, 2011

people with penis

Politically correct definition for someone who has a dick, but doesn't identify themselves as man/boy

A recursive definition: People with penis include men, transgender and non-binary people with penis

by dildo777 May 30, 2023

Penis Missile

A Penis Missile is a common term used for a sport motorcycle. It was derived from the more popular term Crotch Rocket.

Davey: dude check out my new motorcycle.

Shane: awesome

Davey: ya its not one of those penis missile's

Shane: Penis Missile ?

Davey: ya like a Crotch Rocket.

by daveythenavy December 27, 2010