Red Thursday

The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.

That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.

by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019

Red Caboose

When your old lady’s on the rag and you eat er ass out from the back

I really wanna give my wife a red caboose tonight

by Back country gravy December 23, 2020

Red Diamond

An undershot of a vagina. The name comes from the red labia and the diamond shape that is formed when they are pressed between a woman’s thick thighs.

I love when she sits that red diamond on my face

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Red Railroad

The act of a woman dragging her menstrual, bloody labia across a person

"I gave Billy a red railroad across his face, and he was mortified. High five, sis!"

by taco_partay December 31, 2020

Red roof

When a girl on her period rides your faces.

“Aye! She just gave me that red roof!”

by Cxrpze January 5, 2021

red snow

Its the snow that isn't a strawberry flavored snow cone.

Who knows what happend in that snow.

1: Hey you heard about "red snow?"
2: No, but I'm most certain it isn't a flavored snow cone.

by superduck83 February 11, 2021

Red Fever

A huge sexual fetish for Native American/First Nation women by non-native men

It was well known the Conquistadors had the Red Fever.

by Souploop March 1, 2021