bed nerd

Someone who is sex-literate and fluent in pleasure.

"My boyfriend is such a bed nerd. I learn something new and exciting every time."

by Scooby Doo 123 February 21, 2025

NERD

Nerd (n.) – nerdious meius maximus: A rare and delightful creature often found covered in paint, eating 20-pounds of almonds in one sitting, and enthusiastically hyping up the men in masks. Identified by erratic bursts of creativity, spontaneous dances moves, and the ability to turn any topic into a passionate TED Talk. Warning: Prone to bouts of chaotic kindness and existential monologues at 3am. Approach with snacks and compliments. Will become your favorite kind of unstable.

Person A: "Why is Mei painting a cat mural on the fridge while explaining that a smoothie is just a type of soup to the pizza guy?"
Person B: "Oh, she's just being a nerd again."
Person A: "A what?"
Person B: "You know—nerd—a snack-fueled, art-powered, chaos-sprinkling whirlwind of extroverted genius and mildly unhinged joy. Classic Mei."

by Gregory Gorham April 24, 2025

Nerd

Someone who wears funny hats and likes to hide in the shade

Person 1: Look at that guy with the weird hat.

Person 2: Yeah, that guy’s a nerd

by Tinkle-Me-Elmo August 27, 2022

nerd

a smartass who thinkins they are smarter than anyone but only came as a transfer student form boarding school

James:"oh looks its the nerd"
The nerd:...."actually....my name is steven.."

by xcvcnvm June 30, 2023

Nerd

Everyone which likes school

Sam likes school he is f***n nerd

by NjnhhfhbnnknjC February 16, 2022

Nerding

When you take several large hits of weed. Usually done as a dare.

“Yo lemme take a hit”

“Im boutta nerd ts bru”

“Oh shit, he’s nerding!”

by aceless666 August 25, 2023

Bootleg Nerd

A person who is nerdy but still dumb as fuck. Knows bullshit facts but fails to remember the simplest of actual useful things.

“Wow Timmy is so smart!”

“Nah, he’s just a bootleg nerd.”

by The Wholesome Guru September 19, 2018