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michael phelps

What every fish in the sea wants to be
Michael Phelps isnt human, hes a damn fish.
by doitphaggot January 17, 2009
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visit George Michael

To use a public restroom, especially one in a park.
I have to pee so bad! I'm going to visit George Michael. Refers to his arrest for lewd acts in a public restroom.
by bcericks August 4, 2010
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arch angel Michael

the third created child of the original 14 of Yaweh ( god) Hebrew: mikaelyz

The one who cast Hallayel/lucifer out of heaven

Michael is a warrior angel he has platinum blonde hair, deep blue eyes and high cheekbones. The depiction of lucifer is often confused with Michael, whereas Michaels brother lucifer has darker blonde hair and a square face and was an angel of music.
by chloedecker7 December 24, 2020
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Pulling a George Michael

The act of awkwardly following someone of the same sex into a bathroom
Bob - "Joe followed me into the bathroom yesterday"
Tom - "He totally was totally pulling a George Michael"
by Jermaine McGrizzle August 30, 2010
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Saint Michael, Minnesota

Town in central Minnesota with a population of around 14,000. Full of hicks, wannabe hicks, and more hicks. Basically hated by everyone who doesn't live there. Full of stupid drama, racism, and idiots. Don't move here if you can avoid it.
Guy 1: Man, Saint Michael, Minnesota must be a tiny farm town! It's full of hicks!
Guy 2: No, they just think it's cool to wear cowboy boots and ride their lawnmowers to school.
by A guy who lives there September 29, 2011
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michael ian black

A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.
by Trinidy Larson July 17, 2004
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Bret Michaels Sunday

A day in the life of Bret Michaels.

Drink to 4 am on a Sunday morning. Walk home when the taxi doesn't arrive. Rest for a few hours. Get breakfast at 1 pm. Gamble a little. Then randomly hit up the strip club at 2 pm for a minimum of 3-hours. (I can't emphasize 'randomly' enough)

Wearing a Duke lacrosse t-shirt is optional but recommended.

At da club, when asked if you'd like a private dance, simply reply, "Not on Sundays."

Throw in a fist pump or two.

Make sure your bumper has been hit by a 3-tone car with expired tabs prior to leaving the parking lot.

This concludes a Bret Michaels Sunday
You'll never enjoy a Sunday as much as a Bret Michaels Sunday.
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