Max

Mediocre name for an even more mediocre man.

"Alexa, define dumbass"
"A prime example of a dumbass is Max."

by chadwick chadicus November 16, 2021

Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.

You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max

by Crackloverr April 12, 2022

Max

The biggest penis I’ve ever ridden

Max has a massive shlong

by Jerry can fer the win bois December 25, 2021

Sphinx Max

This is a maneuver where one lays atop a girl while shaping your body like a sphinx.

I sphinx maxed my girl at the bar and got called a rapist.

by righthere123 October 23, 2023

Max

Max's are cute, energetic people, but can be a dickhead sometimes.

Graeson: Ugh, I hate Max. He's such a dickhead.

Emma: No he's not! He's so cute! But so rude..

by luxuryavocado December 24, 2021

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

chimney maxxing

Smoking a copious amount of cigarettes daily for an extended period of time.

John has been chimney maxxing

by Jesus762x39 April 29, 2024