elijah long

Elijah is the hottest dude around and he will make you wet.

Man, Elijah Long has a Long dick!

by 21Pilotsismyfav October 29, 2017

Long

dude's a fucking nerd lmao

Exhibit A:

A:Hey you ever heard of that dumb Long guy down at grade 10?
B:Yeah, he's so eccentric and dude looks like a stickman figure

by the_skrrrt_dude November 30, 2021

Long Live the Batman

A phrase used to salute craziness and/or Batman; from "The Most Disturbing Submission Letter Ever" sent to the editors of DC Vertigo comic book (abbrev. LLTBM).

Just finished reading that "manifesto" he wrote on Facebook. Wow... Long live the Batman, I guess.

by whatno April 16, 2010

ko long

An independent cafe connoisseur patron. Doesn’t like women owned businesses. Ko long ssi neun is very good at Korean and likes collecting Pokémon.

Look at that guy in the cafe!
He’s so Ko long!

by Bärbel-since-Kindergarden December 21, 2023

Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

Long Dick Energy

Long Dick Energy is when you have pooty-tang slaying confidence, while achieving a hard-on during sex for an extended period of time.

I gots to have that long dick energy to fuck all these bitches tonight.

by PartyMonkey2000 December 30, 2022

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021