Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.
Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”
Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”
I love jacob😍
Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”
I love jacob😍
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Jacob is the meanest two faced bitch you will ever meet. He will act like he is into you and wants to be more than friends but he is secretly talking to 10 other hoes. He will talk bad about you behind your back and he will block you so he can pay attention to his other hoes. Jacobs are usually very attractive but their personality and inside is disgusting.
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