My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

Try hard

Someone who tries to hard to be cool or prove a point when in reality they are just fucken stupid

Wow! Look at jack what fucking try hard.

by Nicetryjack December 14, 2019

Hard Arnie

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

by El ritardo July 12, 2018

Hard On

Mans most magnificently majestic manifestation of masculinity

"Her eyes gazed as she marveled at his majestic hard on"

by Mr. Hard On August 5, 2025

Rock hard

Describing a rock’s density.

Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”

by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023

Fart Hard

Fart Hard means something that is veryy hard like SO HARD. It describes so muchhhhhhh hard .
If you cant do a thing that seems hard, you say "ITS SO FART HARD!!"

I hope you understand :)

Example:

Student: THIS TEST IS SO FART HARD, I CANT ANSWER IT
Example #2:

GAMER : THIS GAME IS SO FART HARD, I CANT WIN

by Aunty Joey July 22, 2021

hard working ho

workin real hard . for hoing

he a hard working ho

by thebaddesttt March 24, 2021