Muffin mouth

The aftermath of going down on a woman, the mixture of saliva, vaginal discharge and pubes all around your mouth is a Muffin mouth

Dam son, you got mad muffin mouth. How long where you down there?

by Muffinmouth87 October 13, 2022

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muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 10, 2019

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That dude is a total duche muffin

by Crow7411 December 18, 2015

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Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 06, 2024

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When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)

Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!

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Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

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When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.

"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."

by CerealRapist September 25, 2016

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