Halfon [half on]

Half of an erection.

Not quite full wood, but kind of there.

"Halfon half on is her last name, like a limp dick?"

Halfon [half on] by Austin Walker December 31, 2008

gayer half 

Similar to "better half", used to refer to a significant other who's also significantly gayer.

eg. Bisexual partners of straight folks, gayer partners of gay folks, women partners of men.

Straight Stan: I can't come to the moshpit, Straight Stacy wants me to come home and cuddle

Patriarchic Pat: you faggot we know you want to go home and cuddle, don't blame it on your gayer half

Straight Stan: yeah well that's female privilege ain't it? They don't get called out. They get away with gay. What am I supposed to do?

gayer half by sadgay2 February 25, 2020

Face like a half eaten hamburger 

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

Face like a half eaten hamburger by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

A bitch and a half 

someone (usually a female) who is so rude, mean, or generally disliked that just plain Bitch doesn't cover it, but since they are one person, cannot be defined in the plural; Bitches

that girl is a bitch and a half!

A bitch and a half by awa1019 July 28, 2005

better half 

A better half is someone who us the better part of you,the one that brightens your day and makes your life better

A better half is you your are the better art of me

better half by xbabysmith May 18, 2018

A stick and a half

One and a half million dollars

— How much do you think one of these condos sets you back?
— A stick and a half, at least!
million money dollars half

A stick and a half by LuizLeitao January 5, 2016

A bitch and a half 

when some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.

"oh my lord, your being a bitch and a half right now"

A bitch and a half by Jon Sanders November 20, 2004