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Flying Valeinto

When you and your significant other agree that when she is a asleep she will leave her pants off for one attempt at the valeinto…. When the male gets all geared up and jumps into bed with the hopes of penetration and not crushing pain.
Hey John I finally landed the flying Valeinto last night and the wife loved it.
by Bus if you mus May 22, 2024
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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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I FLY

by kwonmintae July 13, 2018
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Fly Tie

When you zip your shirt tail into your pants zipper you create a fly tie.
That dude just came out of the bathroom with a total fly tie.
by ronster April 13, 2014
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Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.
Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.
by TI Satan June 26, 2023
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