Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.

I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.

by steelo47 February 19, 2024

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Five Quarters Cold

Temperature cold enough to cause nipples to be the length of a stack of five quarters.

It's five quarters cold outside today.

by Mr Code Name December 1, 2011

Number Five

Chubby Ass Hat

Number Five Is not used in a sentence dumbass

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

pie five

Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.

i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).

by lesbenson November 12, 2013

Live at five

The man watching your 6 & 7! Also as in we getting it! “We live at five!”

Hey bro! “ We live at five!” Right now! We getting it like butter!

by Popcorn817 May 19, 2022