Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019

Ethan

The sky.

Dakota: Hey Ethan!
Guy: Who are you talking to?
Dakota: The sky.

by Reven's #1 Kitten August 20, 2023

Ethan Bruwer

Ethan Bruwer -completely perfect in every way and should be treated so

Ethan Bruwer-
Randy; hey do you know Ethan
Some other guy: yes he is like Jesus but better

by lol not ethan lol January 30, 2021

Ethan

Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

Ethan

a cock suckler that’s shit at hockey and let’s joe Biden sniff him cuz he’s gay

Ethan is sniffed by sleep joe

by Ethan miller September 22, 2020

ethan dong

The guy with the biggest dong in all of the world. He can pull any girls with this dong energy, He's the master at it.

ETHAN DONG IS GETTING SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rickroll13203d June 20, 2023

Ethan Weber

A STOOPID little boy who is ninja junior
Who rages to much

Bro ur soo Ethan Weber

by Oof kid February 24, 2019