Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.

That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.

by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022

daddy dylan

dylan is so phucking hot. hes probs the most hot guy you will ever see.

did you see daddy dylan packing

by not dylan22 October 14, 2020

Dylan

A sexy beast with a long shlong with a cool fedora

i gotta get me a dylan

by cora7893 January 29, 2021

Dylan

Likes catching grass carp

Dylan: I caught a grass carp!!
Friend: I hate them
Dylan: they fight so hard

by Big fish guy October 10, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a term used to tell people you hate them

Your such a Dylan!!!

by 894ttrgfv November 9, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a boy who pursues women and then when he gets what he wants he love bombs her, gaslights her, manipulates her, and then cheats on her. He tells her he’s going to give her everything she wants, but tell another girl he wants her babies and to marry her!

I love my new boyfriend! He’s the best

What’s his name?

Dylan!

Oh no…

by Fiona rosesky May 1, 2024

Dylan

The name that is also used as a adjective. There's no such thing that could describe a Dylan, he's cluless, different, can be cool and also a jerk. Dylan can be anything, but it will be always loved by everyone. Dylan is a pure entertainer.

"What that guy is doing?"
"Oh, that's Dylan."
"Oh my god, Dylan!"

by magusduckdylan June 11, 2020