Portuguese Diesel Blowout 

Is the act when a female is riding a male cowgirl. And when he’s about orgasm she jumps up and kicks the mans nuts. A similar act to a Portuguese gas pedal.

My man was being an ass all day so decided to have fun with him and at the end I gave him a Portuguese diesel blowout

Portuguese Diesel Blowout by Swanpdonkey2469 May 17, 2023

Gay Disease 

Maykil Jani is facing Gay Disease health challenges and needs assistance with his condition. This condition has been affecting multiple individuals, and providing support is crucial. With a donation of only $20,000, you can contribute to hiring a disability support worker to assist him. Your contribution will make a significant difference in improving his quality of life and helping others affected by this condition.

Gay Disease, a disease affecting a few people world wide.

Gay Disease by World Wide Government July 20, 2023

Bjørn Disease 

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.

Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.

Bjørn Disease by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023

david disease 

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

david disease by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

HTTP disease 

A very rare disease (there are no known cases of it) where you involuntarily say something similar to "404 page not found" upon encountering a situation you are not prepared for.

Person 1: Hello, I have HTTP disease.
Person 2: I don’t believe you and I now hate you for lying!
Person 1: 404 page not found.

HTTP disease by PlaceReporter99 September 12, 2023

soundcloud disease 

idk but i heard it kills people by listening to bad music

boy get out with yo SoundCloud diseased phone

soundcloud disease by gen J September 12, 2023

Udler Disease 

Wearing too many graphic tees, hanging w too many girls, calm, luh, too chill, friends w too many people.

I have a dirty case of “Udler Disease”

Udler Disease by Udler disease unh October 29, 2023