My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Nu Dad

Pronounced:

"New" - "Dad"
A male born between 1980-1998 dressed in punk/(trad) skinhead/rockabilly/metalhead/emo/scene attire with a child (respectively)

Nu dads hobbies may include (but not limited to)
- Attending music events/gigs with their children
- Wearing matching band shirts with their family
- Expensive Tattoo Aesthetic

- Skateboarding

- Mountain Biking

- Dirt Biking

- Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Ozzy Osbourne is a Nu Dad.

by Catasha Prints September 18, 2022

Harrison's Dad

Bender

Wow yo have a Harrison's Dad dad

by Bumberclat ting January 02, 2020

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback

U habe o milk

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk

by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022

Diddley-dads

A random assortment of items; often food or edible items, of which the person doesn't necessarily know the name of.

"I just got back from the candy store."

"Oh good! What diddley-dads do you have in that bag?!"

by Maccas75 May 30, 2020

world's best dad mug

The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.

"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"

by JustYourBoy September 12, 2017

My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 09, 2024