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chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.
Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt
by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010
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Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality
The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:
by collyk January 20, 2009
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Cunt Stripe

The nastiest ho you have ever been affiliated with, that you now want nothing to do with. Basically imagine her dragging her vagina across the carpet to get the std's off (like a dog dragging its butt on the carpet)
Damn bro your ex was dating you while sleeping with her baby daddy, AND 2 other dudes what a cunt stripe.

Yeah i better go bleach my dick!
by DaPhobes June 7, 2011
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cunts fuked

the best way to describe a person, place or thing that is past the point of no return-basically, the cunts fuked. No amount of effort will ever fix it, so there is no point. The only way to help someone in this situation is to tell them, the cunts fuked. In saying this, you must also acknowledge alf, a well known languagist and rapist.
Oi bras did you see that kid marty?" "Yeah lad, the cunts fuked. Too much super pump for that creo-munching turd
by creo-muncher August 21, 2010
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cunt gravy

A woman's orgasm juice when thick.
When I was rubbing her cunt, I could feel her cunt gravy was as thick as glue
by Eric Styranka November 21, 2007
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Unpleasant Cunt

A foul odor that escapes from a female's whooha.
Dude: "Holy shit woman that is one unpleasant cunt!"
Woman: "Oh yeah... I haven't washed in two days."
by Quentin_B December 12, 2006
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Monster Cunt

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina
"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"
by David Harris. November 5, 2007
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