Pulled a cookie 

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could

Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie

Pulled a cookie by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

Pulled a cookie 

When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off

Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!

Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie

Pulled a cookie by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it 

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Graham Cracker Cookie 

The poor man’s desert.

It’s a simple graham cracker split in half with added frosting/icing in between for added sweetness.

It’s delightful with milk.

Have you tried Graham cracker cookies? I always used to make them as a kid.

Graham Cracker Cookie by AniMANIA7983 January 31, 2019

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

nuts in your cookie by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

Whatever crumbles your cookie by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

Pull a cookie 

To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.

How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.

Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*

Pull a cookie by donolesen March 29, 2020