Anal Bum Cover

Noun Invented by actor Sean Connery, the anal bum cover provides a secure and protective barrier for your anus. Useful while being incarcerated in a federal prison.

"I've spent years trying to perfect the anal bum cover, failing to do so has been my greatest regret." - Sean Connery (While on Celebrity Jeopardy)

by Joe_Rombie February 9, 2009

Bum Rush

The act of sticking your butt in the air and sucking in air then farting it back out

Dude, I just bum rushed and it smells terrible!

by claymalcontent October 24, 2005

bum fuck egypt

A term used to describe any middle-of-nowhere, backwoods area, particularly one that is a long distance away. Derived from bumfuck, also used to describe a similar location. The addition of "egypt" originated in the Midwest, describing the "Little Egypt" region of Illinois, an extremely rural area compared to the urban Northern Illinois. See also BFE.

We had to drive all the way out to bum fuck egypt to pick her up.

by Mz. S September 30, 2006

Bum ass nigga

A bum ass nigga, is a nigga with no life who has no intentions on having a life, a bum, and usually hates on real niggas.

Krystal Wilson is a bum ass nigga, do you see Krystal she is such a bum ass nigga.

by Realassnigga474 September 4, 2014

Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.

`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies

by Cornflake September 23, 2004

Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.

Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.

by MisterLee October 7, 2003

fatty bum teeth

Someone who is considered to have their head so far in their fat rolls that they find teeth.

Cooper: "You know that kid James?"
Pat: "Yeah, he's a fatty bum teeth ass bitch."'

by BinLadiniTheGenie April 10, 2023