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little shithead that cums a lot he always loses no nut November, and he is a ginger nigger who wants to have sex at 14. he smells bad and he’s adopted. she snorts fundip and always smokes weed and juul. he wants to have some weenie next to his 6ft long peenie. his weiner is dookie and just because his name is Christian doesn’t mean he’s actually a Christian. He never goes to church and he is a nigger faggot and he is the CEO of the Holocaust.
that little nigger Christian, such a faggot!
smells like shit. periodt pooh.
by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019
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Christian Blue

by jonathanthemanman November 21, 2021
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Christian

The best friend you could ever have and yeah you might search up his name and find some church website but no he's the best he'll be there for you no matter what and love you till the end he's that person you can count and and love without feeling weird to say it he's also very cute and weird also very funny the person who will make you laugh so hard but still very caring.
I can always count on christian

Or I love christian
by CCChris2504 April 11, 2017
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Pellow Christian

Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.
I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!
by PassionYesser December 3, 2022
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Drive-Thru Christian

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018
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Name tag Christians

Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .
So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.
by Kcboommm September 14, 2025
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Christian

A guy who shaves his legs
John: Hey, why does Christian have such smooth legs?
Greg: Oh he shaves them every day
by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024
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