apple

Fruit of fucking evil

Apples are red,
Berries are blue,
this makes no sense and so do you to.

by Megarboh March 26, 2017

Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

apple

that's me, u #########

theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple

by imasimpforyou March 16, 2022

Apple

An orange

John: “yo do you want an apple?”

Joe: “nah I think you mean orange.”

by I know Obamas last name it is- January 03, 2022

apple

a fruit.

the apple is red.

by aesthetictumblr June 27, 2017

Apple

A magic little Fucking red ahh used to demolish a slave back to the field where he belongs, picking up Cotton like a fatass niegger-Andrew Tate

One Apple a day, keeps the betas away.

by AndrewtateSigmaChad December 11, 2023

Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 02, 2021